I unintentionally started a war,
By putting the tomatoes and cucumbers together,
Little did I know that they would gas the other.
The carnage in my fridge was…unremarkable. Quiet. The vegetables simply died.
I removed the tomatoes from the situation and negotiated a peace by appointing them a place on the counter, away from everyone.
Even tomatoes are chemical weapons, of course not all chemical weapons can be removed so simply. But on a larger scale isn’t removal the quickest way to insure our safety?